February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Open your fucking eyes and realize what's in front...
I don't have a type, I just know what I like.
It's Hard For Me To Trust,
tedeezy:
It’s hard for me to trust someone after what I’ve been through. I’ve trusted people easily before, & what happened? I’ve been disappointed, lied to, cheated on, played like a fool. & I just can’t seem to get over what other people have done to me. & I know it isn’t fair for you cause you haven’t done anything to me, but I have to be careful, I have to expect the worst, I...
New Sex Position
wtf-itsdru:
xandratujan:
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
omg yes LOL
Always dress as if you're going to go see your ex.
fortheloveofhawaii:
sooooo.. dress up as Jigsaw? So I can torture dat faka :)
